The moment I opened my eyes, there sleeping beside me was this bald, dark skinned and good looking man who, in my mind, was supposed to be one of my Facebook buddies. Beside him were two other good looking female Facebook buddies, all lying side by side on the same mattress with me. I do not know what we were doing there. We were all fully clothed, mind you. And then I woke up. Noon naps will never be the same again.