Some Men Do Not Deserve To Have A Penis

Some men do not deserve to have a penis. Let me tell you why. Firstly, they hide inside accessible toilets to smoke, selfishly polluting it with the stench of cigarette fumes. Secondly, they simply do not bother to lift the toilet seat when peeing. Thirdly, they do not know how to aim properly. Hello! You are not dousing a fire. There is no need to swing it from left to right and up and down. Just shoot straight into the toilet bowl lar!

Dirty accessible toilet
Inside one of the accessible toilets at Ikano Power Centre.

This photo was taken inside one of the accessible toilets at Ikano Power Centre. This must be the work of a man who did not know how to hold his penis to direct the stream of urine into the toilet bowl. There was urine all over the toilet seat and on the floor too. The room reeked of cigarette fumes. Imagine my consternation when I got into the toilet and was greeted by the unsettling sight and smell. Fortunately I did not need to sit on the toilet bowl. Unfortunately, I usually spend a little more time in the toilet as compared to other people and had to bear with the stench the entire duration I was inside.

Ikano Power Centre is one of the most accessible buildings. In fact it is a paradise for wheelchair users. There are ample accessible parking spaces. The entire building is almost 100% accessible except for the rather steep ramp connecting to Ikea at the ground floor and the pet shop at Level 2. Moreover, just across the road is The Curve where food outlets are aplenty.

There are so many reasons why I like to hang out there, only to be spoilt by idiots who mess up the accessible toilets. These are the handful of people who make other Malaysians look bad. When I was in Tokyo, all the public toilets that I used at train stations, shopping complexes and at the airport were spotlessly clean and, mostly importantly, dry. Malaysians should learn to be more civic conscious and discard that third world mentality. We should keep toilets clean for the next person just like we would like the person before us do the same.

Author: Peter Tan

Peter Gabriel Tan. Penangite residing in the Klang Valley. Blissfully married to Wuan. A LaSallian through and through. Minion to three cats. Wheelchair user since 1984. Columnist of Breaking Barriers with The Borneo Post. Principal Trainer at Peter Tan Training specialising in Disability Equality Training. This blog chronicles my life, thoughts and opinions. Connect with me on Twitter and Facebook.

10 thoughts on “Some Men Do Not Deserve To Have A Penis”

  1. hehe, i think they are really shouldn’t have penis because their penis are smokers..too bad lor…lol

    Peter:
    Err… Sorry, I don’t get what you are trying to say here.

  2. First, the idiots park at the disabled parking lots. Now, they are trying to mess up the toilet in such disgusting way!

    Peter:
    Ini 1Malaysia – macam-macam orang pun ada.

  3. A lot of locals think the world owes them a living so they don’t bother about their fellow men.I see it all the time.These cretins litter, leave the toilets in a mess and behave like louts in restaurants.Frankly,I agree with the opinion by some westerners that our society has not reached a level to be considered civilised.

    Peter:
    As a society, we have regressed. Our lives are now driven by materialism. We have become cold, selfish and calculative. Thank God I still meet some very nice people every now and then to affirm my hope that not all of us have become mindless masses.

  4. I hate dirty toilets….I always clean them with water before doing my thing and cleaning them so that the next “customer” can hopefully do the same.

    Peter:
    Good on you. That is the way it should be. If only everyone does the same.

  5. ish ish ish. brainless and uncivilised.

    I clean up and make sure everything got flushed down to the toilet.
    if I am on any medication, I flush twice!

    Peter:
    Why do you need to flush twice if you are on medication?

  6. Its undeniably insane and insensitive of many people to be barbaric when doing their business in the toilet.

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